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Cheney & The Quail by CayQel-Dromathegood1
Cheney & The Quail
This that one particularly hilarious instant where former Vice President Dick Cheney shoots his hunting buddy in the face accidentally hunting quail which are incredibly short and flightless birds so shooting to someone's face is pretty stupid because the quail down below is far below Cheney's line of fire and said quail is not pleased. 
History 101-3 by CayQel-Dromathegood1
History 101-3
This is yet another shining example of an arrogant bourgeois buffoon steering a whole bunch of innocent peoples towards disaster which is The Captain of The Titanic and there's nothing glorious about being said Captain just like Custer he to calls it "collateral damage"
Cora strong capable naked by CayQel-Dromathegood1
Cora strong capable naked
This time I really have done the best I can to present Cora naked and beautiful far better than I had previously I hope you enjoy it
Dragos in Battlesuit by CayQel-Dromathegood1
Dragos in Battlesuit
This is an old Rikkas man who is far from retirement and still looking to go out into battle in the battlesuit and Scimitar and those purple panels you see are the ray shields guaranteed to absorb any and all energy blasts and return them fired right back at them from the panels that are ray shields 


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Dane Swecker
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Current Residence: Olympia, Washington USA
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Favourite genre of music: Rock 'n' Roll
Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams
Favourite style of art: Graphic Art
Operating System: Mac OS and proud of it
MP3 player of choice: iPhone
Personal Quote: Perfection is an illusion and delusion of narcissists and despots
There's been many great paintings made by Leonardo Da Vinci and also a great many inventions like the wheel lock gun, a contraption for him to walk on water like Jesus as they said, and the first concept of a flying machine and sadly he died before he could fulfill his dream and everyone else would have to wait until 1903 with the Wright Brothers. The Most Famous Painting in the world is The Mona Lisa done by Leonardo Da Vinci no exaggeration everyone on Earth knows The Mona Lisa. Amidst The Paintings and The Inventions there seems to lie a deeper secret that Da Vinci knew the secrets of The Church that they had been hiding since the 1st Century A.D. and in actuality it was The Church that Condemned Da Vinci not the other way around because Da Vinci was a homosexual and this practice continues to this day. What do we have? "The Da Vinci Code?" In "The Last Supper" I guarantee you that is Mary the Magdolin next to Jesus I know it from one artist to another I can render the female form as many of you can see and you don't tell me, I tell you it is a woman in form that is Mary Magdolin next to Jesus. What does that mean? Well as an avid reader who is well read and enjoys reading for which I am condemned thereabouts and always watches way too much of The History Channel I have learned a great many things worth knowing and this I know:

1. There is absolutely no need to get in a fuss over another interpretation of the holy grail other than a cup that is 2 of 12 separate interpretations in existence for what the holy grail is. What is it Really? I don't know. What I do know is that I do not have in my possession the artifact nor am I inclined to look for it in order to find it would require a trek through dangerous territory indeed and I don't intend to.

2. There is absolutely not a single credible individual that can "debunk" The Da Vinci Code and you can tell when they're unqualified because as soon as they use the word "debunk" what they're doing is reverting to a childlike state sticking their fingers in their ears and going "la, la, la, la, la, la, I'm not listening! I fear change!" And in addition their experts basically fill anywhere from 45 seconds to 45 minutes of the following statements: "There's no proof!" "It's outrageous!" and "Anyone who believes such is an abomination." except they find a series of artful euphemisms and mixed metaphors to substitute and continue those 3 statements through 45 seconds to 45 minutes of a 60 minute program and never determine the exact meaning of the symbol in question merely what it "doesn't symbolize" so they say. They do not provide one tiny iota of evidence to the contrary none whatsoever. And 3 weeks later every 3 weeks like clockwork a member of the right or right wing christian just like those what made the statement is caught in some kind of horrific scandal that involves something gay, something prostitute, something criminal or all of the above. That would be and should be their final nail in their coffin of credulity. O the irony!

3. This lunacy of theirs reminds me of another book called The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy on the subject of The Sirius Cybernetics Company which goes as follows: 

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes,' with a footnote to the effect that the edition would welcome any applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics correspondent.
         Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in the future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came." 

Wise words indeed.
4. There is absolutely no need to start yet another holy war, crusade, inquisition or jihad because I guarantee that is a fundamentalist act not a religious act very different in essence fundamentalism is not religion at all merely a bastardization i.e. Terrorism. That is not what any wise learned compassionate prophet would want not Jesus not Moses not Mohammed.

Lastly I leave you with the establishment of that my current status is merely the messenger I am not a Christian nor a Jew nor a muslim I am in between. I am everything and nothing at the same time. I am The Arbiter to set the record straight.

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Have a great birthday! [link] :party::iconcakeplz:
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Happy Holidays! [link] :holly:
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Happy birthday, CayQel-Droma! [link] :party:
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Thanks for the watch :D
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